"
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A bonus joke to accompany the above. "
Scotsman says: "Think that's bad? My wife has just paid for a swimming pool to be built in the back garden and she doesn't swim
. .
. ” I laughed, again. ”
I looked at him with real embarrassment
There couldn’t be any real swimming done in it, but there was a bar sunk into the deck at one end which would make it a very appealing place to hang out.
And honey you shall taste. Possessed from my lewd passion,
Aroused in your own pain
. Collar tight around your neck
"
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A bonus joke to accompany the above. "
Scotsman says: "Think that's bad? My wife has just paid for a swimming pool to be built in the back garden and she doesn't swim
. .
. ” I laughed, again. ”
I looked at him with real embarrassment
There couldn’t be any real swimming done in it, but there was a bar sunk into the deck at one end which would make it a very appealing place to hang out.
And honey you shall taste. Possessed from my lewd passion,
Aroused in your own pain
. Collar tight around your neck
"
__________________
A bonus joke to accompany the above. "
Scotsman says: "Think that's bad? My wife has just paid for a swimming pool to be built in the back garden and she doesn't swim
. .
. ” I laughed, again. ”
I looked at him with real embarrassment
There couldn’t be any real swimming done in it, but there was a bar sunk into the deck at one end which would make it a very appealing place to hang out.
And honey you shall taste. Possessed from my lewd passion,
Aroused in your own pain
. Collar tight around your neck
Saving Mum